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Slippers
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It's killin me,
softly slowly minute by minute, If I wanna live long I'd better forget my dignity
the longer I live, the more I talk with a lisp
slober n spit, live incontinent ya gotta be shitting
if I make it up to 80 man I pray somebody slays me
I don't wanna another 80 8 year old baby
with a bib on, slippers, pissy bladders
wearing diapers still packaged like "I still shit on rappers"
Don't wanna make the shift from all nighters to alzheimers
spit to drool, dope to dope, wild to mild manners
at least I know when I'm old, I'll still be dope
or doped up on more drugs than I did when I was growing up
but I don't wanna be old it sucks
my clothings fucked
nobody loves me and I can't get my scrotum up
kill me now while I'm young before I go n fuckin break this needle
off this record player n start sowing stuff
I don't wanna be like you, noo
I don't wanna be like you
I don't wanna wear slippers, and dentures
hearing aids, wool sweaters
this diaper, this hair piece, this bathrobe,
I don't ever wanna be like you
lookin at my watch its about that time
to take my medicine, zennadryns eminems and multivitamins
a cocktail of meds against a cocktail and meds
walk frail, small pale, talking all day to beds
when I was your age
we didnt have these mp3s, these stds,
these text message trending tweets
these mp3s, text message stds'
when I was your age, we didnt have these mp3s
now did I mention I was your age, wait where am I
I don't wanna be that guy, just let this man die
wear my teeth? I'd rather rest in peace
it's happening look every year I'm getting deafer see?
my face is wrinkled, I'm fat and I'm all saggy
and all my tattoos went all salvadore dali
I act happy with kids yeah I'm a grand daddy
but lets be honest only pussy makes this man happy
I don't wanna be like you, noo
I don't wanna be like you
I don't wanna wear slippers, and dentures
hearing aids, wool sweaters
this diaper, this hair piece, this bathrobe,
I don't ever wanna be like you
I went from every day getting stoned, to kidney stones
still shuffle with my slippers on
I remember so fondly, fondling women lying bare with me
now these nurses have to bare with me
bitter pain, citizen with a cane
I'll be nostalgic tomorrow, remember how I came
I just hope my true people keep on listening
still make em jump outta they seats cause I'm a senior fucking citizen
I don't wanna be like you, noo
I don't wanna be like you
I don't wanna wear slippers, and dentures
hearing aids, wool sweaters
this diaper, this hair piece, this bathrobe,
I don't ever wanna be like you
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Myer Clarity Toronto, Ontario
Myer Clarity, 27, is a Toronto based multi-genre producer, songwriter and internationally touring hip hop artist with 4 self- produced albums under his belt. His unique blend of jazz piano, grunge and hip hop combined with his authentic sad raspy story telling has gained him a dedicated fanbase of likeminded moody listeners from all corners of the world. ... more
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